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Santa khush ho k apni wife K photo khichne laga.

To uski wife ne pucha ki aajkal tum meri tasveere bhout khiche te ho.

To santa ne jawaab aajkal ke modern zamane me purane saamane ko bechdene ki nayi nayi website nikle h isliye

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Tags: Santa Banta SMS
23 hours ago

ap log isse jarur padna please chahe
like mt karo 1min padho
Boy :- Hi, How R u ?
Girl :- Hi, I am Fine And U ??
Boy :- Me Too Fine. Mai Tumko Aaj
SchooL Me Bahut Miss Kiya, Tum aaj Kyu
Nahi Aayi ?
Girl :- Ha, Mai Doctor Ke PaaS Gai Thi
Isiliye Nahi aa Saki.
Boy :- Oh Really ? Lekin Kyu??
Girl :- Khuchh Khaas Nahi, Bas Thoda Sir
Dard Tha.
Boy :- Oh..!
Girl :- Aaj English Me Kya Kya Padhaya ?
Boy :...Tumne Kuchh Khaas Miss Nahi Kiya.
Bas Teacher Ne Thode Notes Likhwaaye
The.
Girl :- Oh Good.
Boy :- Yes.
Girl :- 1 Sawaal Puchhu Kya?
Boy :- Ha Jaroor.
Girl :- Tum Mujhse Kitna Pyar Karte Ho ?
Boy :- Tum Jaanti Ho, Mai Tumko Duniya
Me Sab Cheezo Se Jyada Pyar Karta Hu.
Girl :- Yes.
Boy :- To Tumne Mujhse Kyu Puchha ?
Girl :- <--..-- Silence ..--..>
Boy :- Kya Hua? kuchh Wrong Hai Kyaa?
Girl :- Nahi, Nahi.. Kuchh Nahi. Mai Theek
Hu.
Boy :- Theek Hai.
Girl :- How Much Do U Care About Me ?
Boy :- Agar Mai De Sakta To Tumko 1
HeartBeat Me Saari Duniya De deta.
Girl :- Kya Tum Dete ?
Boy :- Haan... Waastav Me.
(Sounding Worried)
Kuchh Theek Nahi Hai Kya?
Kuchh theek nahi hai kya ??
Girl :- Nahi, Mai Theek Hu. Sab Kuchh
Theek Hi To Hai.
Boy :- Are u sure?
Girl :- Yes.
Boy :- Bhagwaan kare, aisa hi ho.
Girl :- Kya Tum Mere Liye Apni Jaan De
sakte Ho ?
Boy :- Mai Tumhare Liye Kisi Bhi Din
(Anyday) Bullet (Goli) Kha Sakta Hu.
Girl :- Really ?
Boy :- Anyday. Now Seriously, Sach Btao,
Kya hua hai?
Girl :- Arey Baba, Sab Kuchh Theek Hai..
Boy :- Ok
Girl :- Achcha, Mujhe Ab Jaana Hoga, Mai
Tumse Kal School Me Milungi. Ok
Boy :- Theek Hai, Bye.
I LOVE YOU.
Girl :- Yes, I Love You Too. Bye.
*_* Next Day At School *_*
Boy to His Frnd
Boy :- Hi
Frnd :- Hi Dude..
Boy :- Kya Tumne meri Gf ko dekha ?
Frnd :- Nahi, wo to kal bhi nahi aai thi
naa?
Boy :- Haan, Uski Kuchh Tabiyat Kharaab
Thi.
frnd :- Sari Ladkiyan Aise hi Naatak Karti
Hai.
Boy :- Nahi, Wo aisi ladki nahi hai.
Frnd :- Oh
Boy :- Ok, School Ke baad Milta hu.
Mujhe Abhi Scince Ki class Leni Hai.
Frnd :- Ok Bye, Mujhe Bhi Maths Ki class
Leni hai.
... THAT NIGHT...
-- ring --
-- ring --
-- ring --
-- ring --
Girl :- Hello ?
Boy :- Hey..
Girl :- Oh Hi..
Boy :- Aaj School Kyu Nahi aai thi ??
Girl :- Oh, Wo aaj meri Kisi Dusre Doctor
Se appointment thi isiliye..
Boy :- Sach Btao, Kya Hua Hai Tumhe ?
Girl :- .... Hmm MUmmy Bula Rahi Hai, Mai
Jaa rahi Hu. Tumhe Baad me call karungi.
Boy :- Mai Line pe hi hu, Tumhara
Intezaar Karunga.
Girl :- Lait Ho sakti hai, Mai Tumhe Baad
Me call Karti Hu naa..
Boy :- Theek Hai, I Love you hunh..
< Very Long Pause >
Girl :- (uski Aankhon Me aansu aa gaye
the)
Dekho, I sochti hu ki ab humko break up
kar lena chahiye.
Boy :- What ???
Girl :- Humare liye ye hi better hoga
dear..
Boy :- Lekin Kyu ?
Girl :-
" BECAUSE I LOVE YOU "
< Click >
*Dial Tone*
Us Din ke baad 3 Hafto Tak Wo ladki
School Nahi Aai aur naa hi usne us ladke
ke call / sms ka reply diya.
Frnd To The Boy,,
hey, tum apni frnd se mile kya ?
Boy :- Nahi Yaar, Tumhe uske baare me
kuchh maloom hai kya?
Frnd :- Kya tumko nahi maloom ? mai
tumko kuchh nahi bta sakta, Tum in no.
pe baat karna 96-97-98
Boy :- Thank You, Bye.
ladka un no. pe contact karta ......hai,
-- Ring --
-- Ring --
Nurse :- Hello, This is nurse from JLN
hospital, I m amita Patel.
Boy :- Oh sorry, Mai Apni frnd Ko Call kar
raha tha, lagta hai, wrong no. dial ho gya
hai..
Nurse :- Kya mai aapki frnd ka naam jaan
sakti hu ?
(ladka us nurse ko name and
information deta hai)
Nurse :- Yes, Ye Humare hospital me hi
3rd floor par 7th no. room me 27 no. bed
par admit hai.
Boy :- Hunh ? lekin use kya hua hai? wo
kaisi hai?
Nurse :- Please come and check yourself.
thanks and bye...
Boy :- stop, hello hello??
**disconnect tune**
Ladka nurse ke btaaye jagah jaata hai,
jahan ladki bed pe leti hui thi.
Boy :- (shocked and Worried)
Kya hua tumhe?
Girl :- Mujhe cancer Hai aur Mai life
support pe hu.
Boy :- (Breaks Down)
< Uski Aankhon Me Se aansuo Ki ladi Lag
gai >
Girl :- Mujhe aaj ki raat Take off kar diya
jaayega.
Boy :- Tumne Mere Saath Aisa kyu kiya?
Girl :- Mai tumko btana chahti thi Magar
Bata naa saki.
Boy :- Tumne Mujhe Kyu nahi nahi
btaya ?
Girl :- Mai Tumko Hurt Nahi Karna chahti
thi.
Boy :- Tum mujhe kabhi hurt nahi kar
sakti...
Girl :- Mai ye Dekhna Chahti Thi Ki Kya
tum bhi waisa hi feel karte ho jaisa ki mai
karti hu...
Boy :- ..?
Girl :- Mai Tumko Sabse jyada pyar karti
hu.
Mai tumko 1 heart beat me saari duniya
de sakti hu.
Mai tumhare liye mar sakti hu aur 1
bullet bhi kha (le) sakti hu..
Boy :- ---- weeping---...
Girl :- Don't be sad, mai tumse pyar karti
hu aur hamesha tumhare saath rhungi
Boy :- tab tumne mujhse break up kyu
kiya tha??
Nurse :- Young man, Visiting hours
khatam Ho gaye. ab yahan se aapko
jaana hoga.
Ladka wahan se chala jaata hai, ladki ko
take off / discharge kar diya jaata hai aur
wo mar jaati hai.
Ladke ko jo baate maloom nahi thi ki Wo
ladki 3 week pahle hi jaan gai thi ki use
cancer tha. ye bta kar wo use hurt nahi
karna chahti thi.
Isiliye usne usse break up kar liya kyuki
wo usse love karti thi.
Kya aapko andaaj lga sakte ho,
next day ladke ne kya kiya ????
Next day,
Uske ghar se uski dead body mili,
Uske haath me 1 gun aur dusre haath
me 1 notes tha..
Note me likha tha :-
"Maine usko bola tha,
Ki mai uske liye kisi din bullet bhi kha
sakta hu"
*****************************
Kya koi aise bhi pyar kar sakta hai?
Kya Koi kisi Ke liye jaan de sakta hai?
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Tags: Love Story SMS
5 months ago

jis din tum mujhe chahna chhod doge
vo din meri jindgi ka akhiri din hoga.

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3 weeks ago
By: Sneha In: Love SMS

एक औरत बेटे को जन्म देने के लिये
अपनी सुन्दरता त्याग देती है.
और.
वही बेटा एक सुन्दर बीवी के लिए
अपनी माँ को त्याग देता है.
Agar Meane Sahi Kaha Hai To Like Kare,
Warna Faltu Sms Like Karne Ke Liye Aage Badhe

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Tags: Nice SMS
4 months ago

Is dil ka kaha mano ek kaam kar do
Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam krdo
Meri zaat pr faqat itna ahsaan kar do
Kisi din subah ko milo, or shaam kr do..!!`

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Tags: Love SMS
1 day ago

Kai Chehre Lekar Log Yaha Jiya Karte Hai.
Hum To Bus Ek He Chehre Se Pyar Krte Hai.
Na Chupaya Kro Tum Apne Is Chehre Ko,
Kyonki Hum Ise Hi Dekh K Jiya Krte Hai!!!

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1 day ago

Wo jo hamne din kaante ushko bhuln' ki koshish mat karna,
Dosti jo hamne aapse nibhayi wo todne ki koshish mat karna,
Hum mar bhi jaaye magar aap ki yaado ko lekar jaayenge,
raste mein kaante kyun na aaye hum dosti nibha kar jaayeng

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4 days ago

Kitaabo me kehte hai phool todna mana hai
Baagon me kehte hai phool todna mana hai
Phoolon se keemti cheez hain dil
Koyi nahi kehta ki dil todna mana hain…..!!

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1 day ago

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz 1- My Child Learnd MS WORD Nw He Wants MS SENTENCE 2 – Find Only RE-CYCLE But No RE-SCOOTER I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter 3 – I See MS OFFICE But I Need MS HOME, As I Use PC At Home 4 [..]

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4 days ago

A Dad Is Someone Who Holds You
When You Cry, Scolds You When
You Break The Rules, Shines
With Pride When You Succeed,
And Has Faith In You Even When
You Fail. Happy Father's Day

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4 months ago
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